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We Three Bankers
We three men of financing are;
Bearing plans we traverse a-far;
Malls and markets, Deals and debits,
Stretching your spending far.
Chorus
O--- ba-Zaar of wonder, ba-Zaar tonight,
Ba-Zaar of royal spending might.
Upward leading, still proceeding.
Guide us to new profit heights.
Born a man in commercialized grip,
Savings I bring, for you to dip.
Spend forever, ceasing never.
Until the balance, zip.
Chorus
Interest rates to offer have I,
Compound the price of what you buy.
Always raising, price amazing,
Pay it back next July.
Chorus
Credit mine, the plastic card.
Lets you spend without regard,
Spending, buying, debt defying,
Keeping a budget's hard.
Chorus
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Here we coma a-decor-ing
Here we come a-decor-ing,
It's that time of year!
Just a few more months,
Until Christmas is here.
[Refrain]
We have great deals for you,
and we share your beliefs to.
At least until the sales for secular New Year.
We'll convert back in time for Eas-ter
We are not just daily salesman,
Selling from door to door.
But we are loyal christians,
Who run a christian store.
[Refrain]
[Use the normal third verse "We have got a little purse.."]
[Refrain]
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Commerce-Ridden Land
Advertise-
-ments approaching.
On the stores,
They're encroaching.
Still a beautiful night,
They're not yet in sight.
Walkin' in a commerce ridden land.
Gone away,
Is the Turkey.
Here to stay,
Holly and Ivy.
Songs of deals they'll prolong,
As we go along,
Walkin' in a commerce ridden land.
In the courtyard we can see a salesman
Who'll speak of prices going down and down.
He'll say "Are you broke yet?" We'll say "No man"
And be directed to the stores down town.
Later on,
We'll retire,
To contemplate,
What we acquired.
The purchases made,
And Budgets betrayed,
Walkin' in a commerce ridden land.
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Retail CEOs
Retail C E Os looked out,
On the feast of Steven.
Customers milled round about,
With no sign of leavin'.
Brightly shown the moon that morn,
Though the frost was cruel.
Customers looked so forlorn,
Stayed to buy for Yule.
"Accountants come and stand by,
If thou know'st it telling.
Yonder shopper, will be buy,
What our merchant's selling?"
"Sir, he lives a good league hence,
And camped outside since evenin'
All this way at such expense,
He intends on buyin'"
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It Came Upon a Midnight Cloud
It came upon a midnight cloud,
A corporate ad and logo.
From spotlight shining from the Earth,
To etch the sky with their glow.
Ads on the Earth convinced few men,
So heavens they now embrace.
The world in solemn sorrow waits,
To see the ads in space.
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